Here is Zooey Deschanel ("the Rich Man's Katy Perry") at the premiere of her new film Yes Man. And you know I love me some Zooey, but just because she's one of my all-time girl crushes doesn't mean I can ignore the all sorts of wrong going on with these pictures. First of all, she looks like someone shot her in the face with Homer Simpson's make-up gun; secondly, she's wearing an ugly, blah dress that fits her like a potato sack and thirdly she's got what appears to be Christmas tree garland in her hair. And fourthy, she's at the premiere of a Jim Carrey movie that she herself stars in. Really?!? Just so you know, there's no shame whatsoever in falling back on your music career.
